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Sexiest_hero Initiate

Posts: 399 Join date: 2008-12-05 Age: 31
 | Subject: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:36 am | |
| | Spoiler: | | | Just watched last night, while all middle movies are not as good and part one, This one managed to be extra offensive .
Beware of the Twin bots, They use bad 10 year old slang like "I'm MO GIT ALL UP IN DAT AZZ:.. and if you think that's bad you'll love " I ain't much on reading". One of them even sports a gold tooth. But don't worry if that's not your thing it's packed full of sexism to make the chicks sitting behind you curse. I was so happy when they got to the dog sex scene, and that's a sad thing... oh yeah the explosions were good and the action passable
Check out some reviews for yourself, if you won't take my word. I don't think it's batman and robin bad like some people say but jeez. |
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CJ Captain

Posts: 2170 Join date: 2007-08-20 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati (Westwood)
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:10 am | |
| YOUR NUTS!!! IT ROCKED!!!!!! |
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Sexiest_hero Initiate

Posts: 399 Join date: 2008-12-05 Age: 31
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:33 am | |
| I'm glad you got enjoyment out of it CJ. I didn't like it much at all. It is however not spiderman 3 bad. |
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CJ Captain

Posts: 2170 Join date: 2007-08-20 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati (Westwood)
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:46 am | |
| yeah....that was......ack.....bleh......
But again.....I am a true Transformers fan.
And ALSO....am one of the few that thought Starwars 1-3 kicked ass as well....... |
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Sexiest_hero Initiate

Posts: 399 Join date: 2008-12-05 Age: 31
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:06 am | |
| Wow if you survived jar-jar then you have moved beyond feeling pain like us mere mortals. |
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CaelynTek Initiate


Posts: 323 Join date: 2009-05-17 Age: 41 Location: Clifton
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:43 pm | |
| I haven't seen it yet, but it sounds like your main complaint is the non political correctness of it? If that's the case then how is the rest of it? |
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Sexiest_hero Initiate

Posts: 399 Join date: 2008-12-05 Age: 31
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:08 pm | |
| Bah I could care less about the non politicalness and more about robat genitalia, bad writing and the cramming of things down my gullet. Yes I Know the robot is a bad-ass, He doens't have to say P*#@y in every other word. I love crude humour and bad jokes but when tere is a movie full of it and the jokes fell flat 15 min in. It's kinda like the guy that thinks he is so funny but isn't at all. |
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altahara Sergeant


Posts: 678 Join date: 2007-11-10 Age: 29 Location: West Chester
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:15 pm | |
| this proves that every person has varied tastes.. I agree the twins were.. bah... but i liked the humour in it.. and i loved optimus saying "Ill take you all on".. but again.. varied people and varied tasts |
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CaelynTek Initiate


Posts: 323 Join date: 2009-05-17 Age: 41 Location: Clifton
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:18 pm | |
| I'll probably love it regardless. It's transformers and I grew up in the 80's. |
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CJ Captain

Posts: 2170 Join date: 2007-08-20 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati (Westwood)
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:43 pm | |
| | CaelynTek wrote: | | I'll probably love it regardless. It's transformers and I grew up in the 80's. |
AMEN BROTHA! |
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dynamicspartan Neophyte

Posts: 145 Join date: 2009-04-28 Age: 19 Location: Finneytown
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:59 pm | |
| I love the twins in the new movie. Them and Sideswipe. Did anybody else notice that Longhual looks kinda like a space marne.
Ive thought about doing a small space marine army with each marine looking like an autobot form g1 era (my favorite series!) that would be expensive and take forever though. It would be completely kick ass though!
Long live the Transformers! (The new movies and original series I mean!) |
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Mike Leon Forum Moderator

Posts: 667 Join date: 2008-05-12
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:26 am | |
| http://whowritesthisstuff.net/ _________________  http://whowritesthisstuff.net/ |
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CJ Captain

Posts: 2170 Join date: 2007-08-20 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati (Westwood)
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:07 pm | |
| | The Mike Leon wrote: | | http://whowritesthisstuff.net/ |
THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
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Guest Guest
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:03 pm | |
| I am absolutely stunned by the twins. At best it was bad taste. At worst....
I mean what if the twins had a hispanic accents? Maybe one turned into a a leaf blower that the other used to "clean up" other peoples property.
Or maybe they could speak in using R's instead of L's and drove slow and shitty but were really good at math and science?
A shame that derogatroy imagery is used in attempt to relate the movie to the "street". While not everyone understands this, it is incredibly sad that someone assumes (in the day in which you have a bright intelligent african american man as the leader of the free world) that the way to reach a young street audience is by delivering this stereotype. |
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Mike Leon Forum Moderator

Posts: 667 Join date: 2008-05-12
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:50 pm | |
| I don't even think it was an attempt to reach the street audience, John.
I think it was just intentionally derogatory.
And CJ, wouldn't you have rather had more Ironhide or more Sideswipe instead of the twins? They pretty much occupy all of the screen time that other cooler transformers could have had. _________________  http://whowritesthisstuff.net/ |
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The Madman Initiate


Posts: 528 Join date: 2008-09-22 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:05 pm | |
| | The Mike Leon wrote: | I don't even think it was an attempt to reach the street audience, John.
I think it was just intentionally derogatory.
And CJ, wouldn't you have rather had more Ironhide or more Sideswipe instead of the twins? They pretty much occupy all of the screen time that other cooler transformers could have had. |
i'm of the same mind here- I really enjoyed the film(It was free afterall) but I do think the screen time could have benn beter used to show off more of the "other " 'bots |
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dynamicspartan Neophyte

Posts: 145 Join date: 2009-04-28 Age: 19 Location: Finneytown
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:26 pm | |
| Did anyone else notice that through out the movie there were multiples of many decipticon characters? There were two Scavengers, two Longhauls, two Mix Masters, and two Rampages. There was even a Bonecrusher in the mix! Prime cut his head off in the first movie! |
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CJ Captain

Posts: 2170 Join date: 2007-08-20 Age: 37 Location: Cincinnati (Westwood)
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:06 pm | |
| | dynamicspartan wrote: | | Did anyone else notice that through out the movie there were multiples of many decipticon characters? There were two Scavengers, two Longhauls, two Mix Masters, and two Rampages. There was even a Bonecrusher in the mix! Prime cut his head off in the first movie! |
Yes....and if you remember....did you not see the protoforms on the moon? Transformer lore 101 for you guys. Transformers can scan and keep mutiple types of formations. Example.....Devastator. You had the parts that made him up and then you had the Formers theirselves. Bonecrusher was just another example. Mutiple protoform scan kept in record for transformation.
John. Alot of people didn't get the movie. That's fine. And everyone needs to remember, this is just a movie. We all have different tatstes. I just so happen to like the movie and don't look as deep as you do when it comes down to hspanics and leaf blowers. If you remeber correctly in the first movie, Sam asks how they found out how to speak their language. Prime says from the World Wide Web.
Twins probably just had too much MTV on in the background. I mean look at Jazz. What's crackin lil bitches?? No one blew up on that!
This is 2009 guys, not 1984. Just remeber that.
Mike......Yes I agree. Needed more Sideswipe., hell The bbike girls too. But hey, I was happy the way the movie was. An interaction between human and robot. |
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Makari (Sean Pittman) Supreme Forum Overlord

Posts: 2570 Join date: 2007-11-10 Age: 34 Location: Milford, OH
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:31 pm | |
| Ok I just got back from the movie...
I am glad I didn't listen to the naysayers, I thought it was pretty good. There were a few spots of huh what... but overall it was good. 3 1/2 Stars out of 5! _________________ The footprints made in the sands of time are not made by sitting down... Unless your playing Warhammer WAAAGH! New times calls for new Records: Orcs & goblins (3-1-2)5th Place at EGC out of 10 Empire (0-0-0) Orks (6-3-0) Went 3-0 @ EGC Tourney Marines (1-2-0) EGC Tourney Tyranids (4-1-0) Martial Law Con, DOOM! |
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FrostWolf Sergeant

Posts: 1065 Join date: 2007-09-09 Location: lost somewere in my own mind
 | Subject: Re: Transformers mini review SPOILERS! Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:06 pm | |
| I would personaly give it 4.5-5 stars, I acutaly didnt mind the twins at all, not sure which of the bots would be my favorite but the cat was pretty cool. |
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