Let's use this guy in our next Apocalypse game

I'll be bringing him

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WTF is that?

I'ts an old forum joke about everying wanting rending on everything in their codeci. Maybe I'll make one of those for my wife. But I think it should be closer to my little pony type colors than black.

Black is more threatening, but I think it should be more ridiculuos.

Apparently it was also born out of the discussions around the rumored storm shield being 3++.

Well that's just lazy. Why would a pony have a BS of 10? Maybe a spitting llama, but not a pony.

wittdooley wrote:

Well that's just lazy. Why would a pony have a BS of 10? Maybe a spitting llama, but not a pony.

The BS of ten is so the Large Blast template Range "gun" never misses it's target...

But it's a pony! What kind of range attack would a pony have!

In order to kill the pony, it would probably take 4 or 5 warhounds with double turbolaser destructors. You would have to have enough Str D weapons to hit it 10 times before it rends you to death.

no you can't kill the pony guys god don't you read its rules it always gets to take its save no matter what attacks it (special rule or not) and gets to reroll it till it makes it so and the minute it attacks it rules the to wound rule till it rends so have fun trying to beat it

That's only its owns you rule. It still only gets one re-roll with its save.

hahahah that thing is ridiculous!

what an @$$

wittdooley wrote:

But it's a pony! What kind of range attack would a pony have!

Range 0f 4" Type Steam/Smell
You pull the tail and out it's missle pops.

Kindo f like Pez....in a sick twisted way.

CJ wrote:

Range 0f 4" Type Steam/Smell
You pull the tail and out it's missle pops.

Kindo f like Pez....in a sick twisted way.

Well played, sir.

Nathan wrote:

That's only its owns you rule. It still only gets one re-roll with its save.

no read the rule nathen it gets to re roll until it makes the save so it is impossible to kill

Tyler,

Reread the rules. If you look at the rending portion. It states that you keep rolling until it is a 6. The save does not say that. This is also just people playin around so do not take it so serious.

i will gladly play against that... ill just gift of chaos it untill i get a 6.. no save.. i win MWUHAHAHAHA

no it still gets a save buddy READ THE RULES PEOPLE!!!!

JTPitt wrote:

Tyler,

Reread the rules. If you look at the rending portion. It states that you keep rolling until it is a 6. The save does not say that. This is also just people playin around so do not take it so serious.

no no it says the same thing about rerolling as well so maybe you should reread it:p and the funny thing is me and a couple of my friends were actually joking about making something like this like a week before I saw this

Quote :

"Lucky Horseshoe: Rending Pony's Save is Invulnerable and may always be taken regardless of any save modifiers or condirions. Rending Pony may reroll any failed save attempts."

Sorry Tyler it still says you can only reroll the one failed. It does not state like the others that you keep rolling until it is saved. Based off of regular 40k rules you could kill this thing, but its 2+ invulnerable save makes it really hard to kill.

If you look below this is what the rending rule said.

Quote :

Rending Pony Owns You: Rending Pony may reroll any to-wound results that are not 6 until the result is 6.

It CLEARLY states that you keep rerolling until the result is 6.

CJ wrote:

WTF is that?

That is awesome!

My answer: C'tan stuff